January 2012
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December 2011
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fucking heartland satanist conspiracy teen boys playing football for satan, virgin sacrifice found drained of blood at make out point cyanide in the chex mix white picket fences, fox news and the lesser key of solomon boy scout leader distributing smores laced with mescaline to cub scouts, build a generation of leaders minivans clog the streets like a fucking artery on the night of the unholy mass
f u dad take nme to jc pennies i need to gbbuy...
step 1. drink dayquil
okay dude you`re set…
o shit i lost a follower, must be my offensive...
i am motherfucking santa claus and i am spreading the fucking good cheer whether you celebrate Hanukkah or Kwanza or Nothing or just getting fucked up because it’s fucking special and everyone is giving each other shit and drinking hot drinks and having photogenic winter sex and wearing cute little hats and i will not let you not enjoy it!! Its an excuse to stop acting like you have a prozac...
WOW! dane cook hit in the nose with a hard resin...
deliver me a postcard that says fuck you
i'm as cool as the cool garbage
who the fuck is mike cerrectal or whatev
im TEARIN FREE! promote me fuckF
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mostly 11 y/o system of a down fans
☼the sun☼
dad maybe we could afford christmas dinner if you...
"WHAT THE" - me at a chinese restaurant
I used to be gay but now I'm gay, support our...
crud!! fuckin crud!!
sorry odb but if a cocaine blunt makes your eyes...
omg i love to shave my face
:C :C :C :C :C :C fuk u john mayer :C :C :C :C :C...
score a eight dollar bunce
1. wake up at 11 am 2. o fuk i have to study for finals 3. eat a big breakfast to prepare for studying
4. pour rum in coffee and smoke weed out of a lightbulb 5. i dont know take a bath?
i want to record an album where, as the album progresses, all the tracks are panned so that it seems like the music is slam dunking
leadbelly got his name from the large amounts of lead that occurred naturally in his stomach lining. he would show off at parties by eating deadly uranium ore, which in turned gave him his talent for the blues
analized:
Sadly i’m only an eel.
look out nicca theres about 2 be a BALLAcaust
tumblr co-opts gay culture ha
i'm going to pop a cap in today's ass, hell yes
"hey guys, want to see something that is like...
nothing amuses me more than the concept of toby...
so i get home and im all anxious for my mom to go to her social gathering so i can just have a chill alone night, sit on the couch in my panties and listen to some link wray but instead: “no i dont want to go to it anymore” “here let me turn on some michael buble” FUCK
my aol screen name...
its cool knowing someone and then realizing that...
AT HOME AT THE OPERA ON A FANCY YACHT
im gracious
lookin at sum hentai and all tha comments be like “a very merry christmas indeed……” #ominousevents
